Friday, July 28, 2006

Odd Bits

So it was Johnny Howard’s birthday the other day and he was out doing his normal power walk, (Prime Ministers don’t just do any walk,) when he passed a bunch of school kids working on a rowing shell.

The young guy in the picture, giving the PM a birthday hug, is still carrying a screwdriver. If you squint you can see it. (or see the video)

So much for the terror threat in Australia, when security people allows anyone that close to the country’s leader, with what could easily be a weapon.

It beats Bush, surrounded by a small army of security, refusing even a sip of some little girls’ lemonade.

While we a looking at arseholes, it was interesting to see Senator Norm Coleman’s dad has the balls his son lacks.

Coleman is the Senate committee head who is consistently rolled by the administration whenever he launches an investigation. Twice he was stopped from looking into Australia’s oil kickback’s to Saddam in the oil for food rort.

But his dad,

The 81-year-old Norm Coleman Sr, has been cited for lewd and disorderly conduct after he was found engaged in a sex act with a 38-year-old woman while parked outside a Minnesota pizza parlour.

Coleman Jr, cringing, said: “I am deeply disturbed by what I have learnt. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help."

Bullshit Norm, he was getting his rocks off. Last I heard there was nothing essentially dysfunctional about having sex. I’m not even sure choosing a pizza parlour car park suggests any particular deficiency. You go for it old man!

1 comment:

Praguetwin said...

Can you imagine what would have happened to that student if he grabbed Bush like that with a screwdriver. Not that he could even get that close, but the picture is pretty funny.

Colman Sr. should be proud. This is the type of thing people here would laugh about and the other 81 year-old men would express extreme jealousy.