Shooters are obviously suspect.
Any form of flambĂ©…
Knives and forks might be a bit of a worry
Gas cylinders should be banned
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Shooters are obviously suspect.
Any form of flambĂ©…
Knives and forks might be a bit of a worry
Gas cylinders should be banned
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Knives and forks might be a bit of a worry
Not to worry, all the restaurants will just switch to plastic sporks.
Probably want to ban baked beans. I think there will be enough gas bags without that additional kind of gas.
Exploding pastries might cause a bit of a problem. A French chef was going to kill Homer Simpson with an eclaire that was filled to the exploding point with chocolate.
I did embark on a fruitless search for documents outlining the security dangers of Sydney's more elite restaurants. I liked PoP's suggestion, we really don't need to add to the noisome effusions of this Pacific region talkfest.
I expect some of those brittle chefs might pose a problem, not to mention underpaid, overworked dish washers. But nothing official, of course.
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