Friday, March 31, 2006

Great Indonesian Cartoon Scandal

As an addendum to the ‘Great Indonesian Cartoon Scandal’ reported yesterday (below) at some tedious length; we now have Australian Prime Minister’s response:

"I have been in this game a long time," Mr Howard said. "If I got offended about cartoons, golly — give us a break."

I have been working all night to translate this response for both Australians and all you foreigners out there. The fact is, Australia has a foreign head of State, the Queen of England, and a PM who speaks some strange foreign language.

It should also be noted that Howard is not entirely cognizant of elements of the sexual act, with animals or otherwise. He probably holds the record as the most asexual leader that robust country has ever had.

So my rendering of his response into Australian is something along the lines of: "Bloody hell, give us a break. Look, why don’t you all just fuck off – and get a dog up ya!”

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