George's hapless advisors wake up to sex

It is slowly being revealed to us, or those of us open to the signals. George W is being slowly chocked by a curiously inept collection of advisors.

True Karl still roams free and Dead Eye Dick has happily resumed his secret hidey hole where he can safely dispense directions. Not so fortunate are the holy roller set with Claude Allen taking the administrations penchant for greed to personally dangerous extremes.
Former high flyer and aspirant for Georgia lieutenant governor, Ralph Reed, is trying hard to outrun his ties to former freelance advisor, Abramoff.
His stickiest cabinet member, Interior Secretary Gale Norton, is hitting the road, before the road hits her. Good old Jack Abramoff is tied up in her fortunes, among a number of controversies.

Then there are the unseen advisors
We are used to the unseen with this administration, but we do get to see the comic results of his hidden league of advisors. As a long time cricket fan I was amused to hear Bush bumbling through a statement on how he could really take to this game.
We, the cricket fans of the world, would have been really pissed off at any attempt by the US to take over the noble sport. In reality, however, we know that Americans do not have the stamina to withstand the glories of a five day cricket test match.

Whoever advised Bush to talk up the willow should be taken out to the Rose Garden and publicly shot; if only for showing those in the cricketing world that the President is truly ‘short a couple of kangaroos in the top paddock’. A sandwich short of a picnic is the only way to describe the most powerful man in the world trying to wield the willow.

Dinner and sex with the president

The National Republican Congressional Committee are, no doubt, an important extension of the Presidential advisory team At least they behave in the same way as the official team.
At the upcoming United to Victory dinner in Washington D.C. this month Bush will be host to Congressional leaders and Administration officials to discuss advancing powerful pro-business, pro-family agendas.
The NRCC have ensured a truly representative forum, wit the inclusion of adult starlet Mary Carey who was also a Republican candidate for governor of California.

To be honest I think the inclusion of Ms Carey, who will no doubt be advocating the need for constant practice in the family making department, is great. If our leaders and lawmakers spent more time fooling around they might have less time on their hands to destroy our world.

If only Australia and Canada had leaders who could even vaguely be contemplated as sexually active. Let’s face it, sex is a great distraction, and the Bill Clinton didn’t drag half the world into bloody wars.